Princess Party: Break Out the Pink Crayons!

For those of you who don't already know, there is definitely a Disney princess in this relationship (HINT: It's not Danielle). So, when we found the Princess "Giant Book to Color" (presumably published by the same geniuses behind our perennial favorite, "Rampaging Coloring Fun"), at least one of us was REALLY excited...just as every pretty little princess trapped in the body of a 26-year-old male should be.

Of course, we were both delighted to find that inside, this book holds a veritable treasure trove of princess pictures that could be effortlessly warped by our not-so-grown-up minds.

"I just farted!" 

Most people hide their butt plug and anal beads in a drawer, but, hey, you're a fucking princess, you can do whatever you want!

"They call it bestiality because it's the BEST." 

"...and here you'll find the cloaca." 

Hey kids, this is 2012! You can be a princess AND teach biology! (Danielle adds: "This would be the greatest and most disturbing PBS show ever.")

If Ian McKellen showed up to your door dressed like this, and declared, "I'm a princess!", would you have the balls to tell him he isn't? Neither of us would. 

Royally yours,

Bruce and Danielle