Who is Responsible for This?!?

Both being of MILD internet fame and of at least mild intelligence when not entirely sleep-deprived, we've decided to remain mostly anonymous here. But, we realize you're probably dying to know just how very pretty we are, so we're offering a compromise: crayon-colored drawings of each of us!

Originally, the plan was for us each to draw the other, but this was Bruce's drawing of Danielle:

"I assure you, my head is not actually shaped like a toilet brush." 

Bruce has been put into the corner and told to think about what he did, and Danielle drew slightly better pictures of both of us.

"Actually, it doesn't look entirely UNLIKE me. I definitely own that hair bow."

 

"Oh, who are we kidding?!? At this point, anyone reading this fucking thing knows us. At the very least, you can admire how well I captured the essence of Bruce in this mother-fucking brilliant display of artistic prowess."

-Bruce and Danielle