Isn't Sandy the Prude Chick from "Grease"?

We're not divulging too much demographic information by saying that we're currently in the path of a hurricane (for extra anonymity, we won't say which one). We're just waiting for the highway to develop waves, or maybe even a full current and tides system. It's goddamn terrifying out there.

Luckily, we are not in Atlantic City, which by now is probably just fucking Atlantis. The pained cries of gamblers denied their indulgences can be heard up and down the coast.

Of course, our first thought was, "Oh shit! There is no way we are going outside, even to buy coloring books." Thankfully, we have the internet. A periphery Google search for "weather coloring pages" yielded spectacular results - many of them at best tangentially related to the weather.

Here are some of the most random search results:

"Is that a sun in the background? I guess that's sort of like weather."

"Just a few hats short of The Village People!"

"..."

Bruce feels inexplicably guilty after viewing this one, and Danielle is really starting to question whether she should be hanging around his apartment so often.

But fear not! We also found a lot of great weather-related coloring pages. So we went to the business center in Bruce's "luxury apartment" building to print them out. Since school here was cancelled, the business center was fucking crawling with elementary school aged children who were playing first person shooters. Naturally, we told them to get the fuck out because we had important grown up stuff to do.

Unfortunately, the printer turned out to be nothing but a giant fucking paperweight, so we had to come up with Plan B: MS Paint.

 For your viewing pleasure, here's some shit we colored using only our laptops:

Danielle was a bit creeped out that, continuing in the serial killer theme, Bruce's meteorologist kid is clearly wearing a bow tie made from human flesh. Bruce notes that, "Making clothing from the skin of your enemy is a beautiful sign of your devotion to Almighty Chac, Lord of the Rains."

"It was disturbingly easy to turn this children's picture into the poster from my gynecologist's office."

 If you're going to email us about how this comparison is offensive to victims of hurricanes, keep in mind that no hurricane has ever given birth to Hitler. Also, Danielle was a Katrina victim. But yeah, definitely that Hitler thing.

Lastly, we give you this glorious shitpile:

This one was found under the title "Nice Weather for Ducks". We don't actually have a caption for it, but we're posting it to shamelessly increase our pageviews by pandering to the internet's most powerful community: furries.

- Danielle and Bruce