There Will Be Markers

So yeah, it's been a while since we've last updated this blog. I've been busy with work, and Danielle hasn't been feeling well. But rest assured: we're still together and still coloring.

In fact, we started working on a Thanksgiving post, and got this far:

"Kemal Mustafa Ataturkey"

"Ottoman Turkeys Defeating the Hamgarians at the Battle of Mohacs, 1526"

But, alas, there is only so far you can run with the revelation that Turkey is both the name of a type of meat and the name of a country, and it just wasn't enough for a full post. 

And that's where things remained...until I unwrapped my holiday present from Danielle today. Drumroll please.........

TERRIFYING T-REX! A 3 foot wide, 3-D sculpture that you can mount on your wall...and that you get to color yourself! Will I be able to complete this tomorrow? Will my roommate die from terror upon coming back from Christmas vacation? Will the box contain markers?

All these questions and more will be answered...on tomorrow's episode of 95 crayons. 

-- Bruce

(PS: even with our long hiatus, we STILL have more posts than the lazy bastards at http://96crayons.blogspot.com)