Rampaging Coloring Fun I

As we excitedly paged through the dinosaur "book to color" that we found at the Dollar Tree, one thing became painfully obvious: some depressed, underpaid artist who truly fucking regrets every life choice he has ever made decided to vengefully fill this book with as many suggestive dinosaur pictures as possible. His editor either didn't care, or was too damn oblivious to pick up on any of it.

Of course, we set out to remove any subtlety and give each of these pictures the captions that they deserve. (Hint: if you haven't noticed yet, you can click on each of the thumbnails below to see a larger version of the picture.)

"Well shit. We've all been there, but hopefully not since third grade."

It's important to note that those little shit blobs are not a post-factory addition. They were actually in the ORIGINAL FUCKING PICTURE. It cannot just be us. These children's books are goddamn obscene.

"Hipsters ruined the late Cretaceous." 

"It is 'the world's oldest profession'."

"He's not gay, he's just confident in his masculinity...and his fashion sense."

"Really, Dude! It's not gay unless your balls touch!"

OK, there was at least one picture with a childish theme...unless, like us, you prefer to interpret this as the run-up to some non-consensual tickling of a chained kidnapping victim off-screen. 

There's much more where this came from. Stay tuned for MORE mesozoic coloring madness!

- Bruce and Danielle